just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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