Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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