i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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