gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
