What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
When are your genitals available?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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