matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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