How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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