Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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