btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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