OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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