i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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