Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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