And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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