Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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