is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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