After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Green mimosas i think yes
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
