Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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