yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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