I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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