i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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