It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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