BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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