I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
