Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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