yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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