Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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