I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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