drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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