would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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