Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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