Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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