They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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