u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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