Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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