my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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