I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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