One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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