It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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