Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
