They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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