You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
