Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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