You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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