But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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