Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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