The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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