dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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