I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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