i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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