My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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