what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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