that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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