i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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