He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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