Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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