Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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