We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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