i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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