Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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