it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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