Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm passing your future prison.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
