Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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