you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You can't motorboat a personality
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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